Whether you’re learning to drive or just looking for ways to engage with your followers, these funny driving captions will help you take your account from good to great.
Funny Driving Captions For Instagram
- When you’re driving and you get a good look at the road ahead, you know exactly what it takes to keep going.
- This is what happens when you drive too fast and slam on the brakes at the same time.
- Wouldn’t you love to be a passenger in this car?
- Be careful, don’t get too close to the car in front of you.
- When your GPS asks where you want to go, and you say, “I don’t care. I just want to drive.”
- When you’re in the car, and you get your fingers on the wheel. You feel like you can drive straight through to the other side of town!
- We’re pretty sure the road is going to need an intervention before we get to the destination 😳
- #roadtrip: A place to put your thoughts, feelings, and memories on paper.
- Drivin’ safe is the best way to go.
- This post is about how to keep your car smelling fresh and clean.
- High fives all around.
- Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. 😃
- It’s the little things that make all the difference.
- ‘Where do you want to go?’ ‘I don’t care. I just want to go.’
- Here’s a thing you can do to help keep your mind sharp during the long winter months: drive for hours.
- It’s not easy to drive and text, but it’s even harder to stop laughing. 😢
- You would never know it, but this is the same car that had to be pushed out of a ditch earlier in the day.
- The only thing that can keep you from driving safely is the fear of getting caught.
- Driving with the top down means that we’re ready for anything. Will it rain? Of course not! We can go to the beach and get wet. The temperature will drop? No problem, we’ll just strip down to our skivvies and run around in the snow. Anything goes!
- When you’re not sure if you should hit the gas or the brakes on this road trip—just let us be your guide 😎
- When you drive down the road and feel like a princess 🌸
- You know how long it takes to get your car into drive?
- You can’t sit still for a minute. Your hands are always moving and we bet you’re the only one who knows how to drive with them.
- Remember the way your face lit up when you passed him? I think I’m in love.
- The best way to start your day off is by putting on your seat belt, relax and enjoying the ride.
- I’m a little too excited about this drive.
- The perfect place to get lost in the moment.
- Where’s all the road in your life?
- The only way to make driving more boring is to drive even slower. #FunnyDrivingCaptions
- You know what they say: behind every fast-moving car is a driver who always thinks they’re “sprinting.” 😂😂😂
- Don’t speed. Don’t drink and drive. And don’t drive while laughing. You’re going to need all your hands to hold on to the steering wheel…
- We love a good road trip. A good one puts us in the mood for some 🍇 🚘 💃 🏆 💏 😜
- When you’re driving in the rain and someone honks at you twice.
- When you’re going fast, but you don’t feel like it. 😎
- It’s a good day to be on the road.
- This is what my drive looks like.
- We’re all about getting ahead, but not at the expense of a good time.
- This is what happens when you don’t feed the bear. 😎
- Our heads are spinning, and we’ll be fine.
- I’ve found my new safe place.
- If you are going to drive fast and loose, at least make sure your dog is in the car with you.
- It gets better when you’re behind the wheel.
- Can’t say we have time for driving games until we get to the restaurant, but we could totally take turns with you.
- A little bit of driving inspiration on a Saturday afternoon:
- No one can resist a good laugh. 😂
- It is so hard to just sit still when you are traveling down the road. Every little bit of fuel I put into my tank, it feels like I am getting closer and closer to reaching my destination.
- You know that feeling when you get into your car and drive up to a light, turn it on, and the whole thing just fucks off? 😂
- What’s your favorite way to get around town? Pick up your phone and leave a comment for the chance to win a $50 gift card!
- The best road trip has no destination.
- Your car is the best piece of art you own. She’s your muse.
- In all seriousness, I swear this is what I see when I look at these pictures.
- When you’re trying to get somewhere and your car won’t start.
- The drive to work is always the same.
- The road to success is not going to be smooth. It’s probably going to be bumpy 💦
- You know the old saying: drive slow, but go fast.
- How do you get behind the wheel of our vehicles? With a smile on your face, of course!😁
- Want to be the coolest mom on the block? Then you need this hilarious car selfie 😂
- What happens when you’re a little bit over the speed limit? 🚗🚘
- It’s a good day for you to drive. 🚙☕
- When you’re behind the wheel, it’s important to keep your eyes on the road. But when you get a text from your best friend, you have to take a second look at your mirror.
- This car’s got me feeling #blessed. 😎🤗
- If you’re gonna drive, at least have some good tunes 🎶💿
- Seriously, who doesn’t love a good selfie? 😏😏 #selfie
- Sometimes you just gotta drive through it!
- Smart and crazy.
- What happens after you turn left? You get the right!
- That’s what she said.
- What happens when you get lost, but the GPS is still on?
- When you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than your dashboard! #mycar
- Some people say driving is the secondary “job” you get to do. We say, well then why not enjoy it?🚗
- Driving is one of the most fun things to do on a hot summer day. 😎
- There’s nothing worse than getting pulled over, especially when you care so much about your car.
- Even the most boring drives are made better with a friend’s hilarious commentary.
- You know what they say? Keep your eyes on the road and your hands off the wheel. Anywhere you go, you’re never far from your friends.
- What do you do when you’re stuck in a traffic jam and your phone is low on battery? If it’s anything like me, you pull out your handy-dandy roadside map app to figure out how long you’ve been sitting here.
- When you’re stuck in a traffic jam, but still manage to look like a boss. 😂
- It’s easy to smile in traffic. You’re always moving forward and you can never see the stoplights ahead.
- When you’re stuck in traffic and there’s nothing to do #LoseIt
- Driving is easy. Staying focused is hard.
- The peaks, the valleys—that’s what makes traveling so fun.
- The only way to get from point A to B: U-turn, left turn, backtrack.
- I don’t think I’ve seen an accident in this car since the invention of seatbelts.
- You’ll never believe the way I drove today 😱 #funnydrivingcaptions #instagram
- A lot of drivers like to keep it pretty mellow on the road and others prefer it to be a little more lively.
- We’re not even sure if you should be driving or photoshopping, but we’re never bored.
- If you’re gonna drive fast, at least drive funny.
- It’s no secret you love to drive, but do you know how to drive while you’re driving?
- Our favorite part about driving is when you see the sunrise. #roadtrip
- Driving is the modern form of fishing.
- Slow down and put your phone down. You’re gonna have this all day. #CarSigns
- #HappyWednesday from the great state of Texas! We’re ready for the weekend and everything else that comes with it.
- You know, sometimes when you’re driving to work and you’re on your way. I feel like I’m going to hit a deer or something!😳
- We know this road. You’re in for a wild ride! 😎
- I’m in a hurry…I have time to drive you crazy, and then get back to work.
- When you’re in a good mood, it shows. #happiness
- “It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the journey.”
- Don’t drive and text, drive and take pics. It’s that simple 🚗
- Driving doesn’t have to be boring. It’s fun when you’re doing it right! 😃🛫
- I like to think of myself as the Jackass of Instagram.
- We don’t care if you’ve got your eyes on the road, because we’ve got the angles covered.
- If you’re driving and someone says “Stop, drop and roll,” it’s okay to laugh.
- Some of the best road trips happen when you’re alone.
- No one drives as fast at you. No one sees the road like you. And no one is so happy to be behind the wheel.
- I can clearly see the difference between a good driver and a bad driver!
- Your turn-by-turn navigation is going as smoothly as the drive.
- How do you drive when your phone is in the glove box?
- “I’m on my way to work, but I can’t stop 🙅🏻♀️🧐
- Taking the scenic route to work today.
- No one is going to begrudge you the right lane.
- The best drivers are the ones who have the most fun behind the wheel.
- Driving around in the car with your friends. This is how you know you’re a real driver.
- When your favorite drive-thru has a long line, you just need a second to make this face. 😜
- You got your license, we’ll take your car.
- Asking for a ride will be the best way to get a ride.
- It’s the kind of weather where you wish you had a car so you could drive around in circles.
- When you’re on the highway, going as fast as you can, but still just not feeling it. 😥
- It’s not that I’m a bad driver, it’s just that my car is so unsteady.
- We’re in the car and all we can say is. “Where’s the bathroom?”
- Maybe you should just quit while you’re ahead.
- What goes up must come down.
- This is how you get from point A to point B in style #funnydrivingcaptions
- When you’re driving, it’s always a good time for a selfie.
- Hey, if you’re not driving fast enough to get a ticket, then you might want to slow down.
- Driving with my good friend @username 😎
- It’s a good day to be behind the wheel. Let’s go…
- When your license plate says “NO ACCIDENTS” 😎😎
- I never realized that driving while eating a sandwich could make me so happy.
- “Why do you need this parking spot when I’m right here?”
- We all know that old saying “There is no such thing as a stupid question”. Well, I have a question for you. Is it OK if I drive?
- It’s not how fast you drive, it’s how slow you go that counts.
- You just can’t beat a road trip with the right music on, friends by your side and the wind in your hair. #roadtriple
- Can’t get a car to do what you want? There are some other ways to get around😉
- Hey, are you ready for the weekend? 🚗💪
- The only way to get there is by car. #funnydriving
- The better you drive, the more people will be interested in taking pictures of you. #Driving
- What happens when you drive like this and take a photo of it? 😂
- Driver’s Ed: It’s only funny because it’s true.
- Always wear your seatbelt when you’re driving around. There’s something to be said for the thrill of danger. 😂
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